They chirp. They fly. THEY WATCH OUR EVERY MOVE???
For some, the most nefarious thing about birds can be found on your windshield in the morning. For others, it’s the fact they’re part of a sophisticated fleet of secret airborne spy bots surveilling the masses on behalf of Big Brother. One thing that’s not up for debate? How amazing the details on this shirt are. Just be prepared to answer a few questions about what you know when you wear it.
